DON'T BUY ANY BRAND EXCEPT FOR SATURN

"2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s)
03/02/2019 at 10:34 • Filed to: shitpost

SATURN TAUGHT ME BASEBALL WHEN MY DAD WORKED NIGHTSHIFT

SATURN HAS DONE MORE FOR THIS COUNTRY THAN ANY FORD, TOYOTA, HONDA, SUZUKI, DODGE OR AUDI

SATURN WAS PEAK AUTOMOBILES

YOU KNOW DEEP INSIDE, ALL YOU REALLY WANT IS A SATURN

DISCUSSION (22)

PS9 > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
03/02/2019 at 10:56

No can haz saturn, tho. iz ded

WilliamsSW > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
03/02/2019 at 10:58

JUST LOOK AT WHAT A NICE COMPANY THEY ARE- SO MUCH MURICA

Svend > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
03/02/2019 at 11:04

So your saying only buy Sa turns, but Saturn don’t exist anymore, but many of those Saturns were rebadged Vauxhalls/Opels, so am I okay to buy Vauxhalls then?

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > WilliamsSW
03/02/2019 at 11:06

SATURN SAVED MY LOCAL RECREATIONAL CENTER FROM BEING TORN DOWN AND TURNED INTO A STRIP MALL, ALL OF THE YOUNG KIDS THAT USED TO DANCE AT THE REC-CENTER CALLED FOR SATURNS HELP, AND COMBINED THEY SAVED THE LOCAL REC-CENTER.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Svend
03/02/2019 at 11:10

NO YOU CAN ONLY BUY CARS WITH A SATURN BADGE, YOUR BEST BET IS THE USED MARKET, OR MORE LIKELY THE JUNKYARD

GOOD

LUCK

WilliamsSW > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
03/02/2019 at 11:28

THAT’S FAKE NEWS SATURN WAS A SMALL MOM AND POP STARTUP, A FAMILY BUILDING SPECIAL CARS FOR OTHER FAMILIES. NO RELATION TO OPEL OR VAUXHALL AT ALL

Svend > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
03/02/2019 at 11:35

Can’t I just buy a Vauxhall Astra GTC VXR and change the badge like GM did?

Vauxhall Astra Mk5 aka Opel Astra H

Kinja'd!!!

Saturn Astra

Kinja'd!!!

Vauxhall Astra Mk6 GTC VXR aka Opel Astra J GTC

Kinja'd!!!

Or get an Astra H with panoramic windscreen? (you didn’t get)

Kinja'd!!!

Ash78, voting early and often > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
03/02/2019 at 11:38

Fair point, but why did you post a metal-bodied Opel with Saturn badges? That’s the Rachel Dolezal of Saturns.

CB > Svend
03/02/2019 at 11:39

As someone who collects rockchips in the windshield like some people change their underwear, that panoramic windshield looks awful.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Svend
03/02/2019 at 11:39

NO THATS ILLEGAL, YOU HAVE TO BUY A SATURN SATURN, NOT A NOT-SATURN SATURN.

CASE

CLOSED

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Ash78, voting early and often
03/02/2019 at 11:41

Svend > CB
03/02/2019 at 11:47

Actually I don’t think I’ve ever had a rock chip on the windscreen.

Had some road rash on the bonnet and front bumper but that is it.

Alfalfa > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
03/02/2019 at 11:52

YOUR WRONG, MY FAMILY WAS IN A SATURN AND GOT HIT BY A DRUNK DRIVER IN AN ESCAALADE AND THEY ALL DIED.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Alfalfa
03/02/2019 at 11:59

BUT WERE THE PLASTIC BODY PANELS DENTED?

THINK

NOT

Svend > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
03/02/2019 at 12:00

But but but, I don’t want to drive sitting on the wrong side of the car. I don’t want to pay to import a car 4,400+ miles from the U.S. especially when I can get one built here in the U.K. for Ł750 for a 2009 3 door SRi Sporthatch with the steering wheel on the correct side with the correct badge on the front.

Kinja'd!!!